i mean i’m fine with straight people as long as they act gay in public ya know?
(via petewentz-)
I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
(via 2gays1cup)
you can judge the once-ler all you want but if he actually existed and he asked you to make out with him we all know you wouldn’t decline the offer
(Source: hellms666, via once-ler-sexual-frustrations)








